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Extreme Croquet Prophets

Our esteemed members have foreseen the most absurdly obvious outcomes in the realm of Extreme Croquet, predicting the trajectory of balls with uncanny accuracy and unwavering confidence.

Fortunes Telling and Prophecies are just a few examples of the prophetic endeavors undertaken by our members.

Join us and discover the crystal ball of destiny!

Prophecies Archive

Fortunes Telling Archive

Prophecy Forum

Or, if you will, just ask us for a free fortune and we'll give you the benefit of our dubious expertise.

Remember, our prophecies are not just predictions, but also advice.

We are the prophets of the future.

Or at least, we're the prophets of Extreme Croquet Prophets.

Join us, and we'll foretell your future, for the price of a small donation of your hard-earned cash, of course.